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Mariah Carey is now a Barbie doll, Sam Bankman-Fried is trading packaged mackerel to get haircuts in prison, a pink haired AI-generated model named Aitana López is taking over social media, Taylor Swift recharges in between concerts on her Eras Tour in a $50 million dollar NYC penthouse

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Binance CEO Changpeng “CN” Zhao pleads guilty to money laundering and resigns from Binance, AirBnB makes their 1st acquisition as a public company, Honda debuts their luggage-like Motocompacto scooter, Banksy gets exposed (or does he?), Adrian Grenier settles down on a 46-acre ranch in Texas, and Lionel Messi’s jerseys he wore in the World Cup are being auctioned for $10 million dollars

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Red Bull makes bank every time their Oracle Red Bull Formula 1 team wins a race, full-body MRI scans can reveal cancel while making you broke, SpaceX to send their 2nd Starship flying into the heavens this weekend, André ‘3000’ is releasing an experimental instrumental flute album (yes, you read that correctly), and Patrick Mahomes wants to play Flag Football in the 2028 Summer Olympics

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NY Giant’s starting Quarterback Tommy DeVito still lives at home, the National Women's Soccer League signed a $240 million dollar media deal, Humane AI launches their AI Pin and social media goes nuts, Disney Pixar’s new movie ‘Inside Out 2’ gives me anxiety, and Britney Spears’ childhood home hits the market for a way overinflated $1.2 million dollar asking price

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Beyoncé's is dropping a Renaissance World Tour movie trailer, Disney takes a lesson from Marie Kondo and slashes $7.5 billion from their budget, a wave-powered desalination machine can filter 12,944 gallons of seawater turning into drinkable freshwater each day, tickets to the Formula 1 Las Vegas Grand Prix are dropping in price, and Kendrick Lamar just dropped $8.6 Million on a3-floor penthouse Brooklyn

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Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas 30th Anniversary rerelease, WeWork does what everyone knew they would and files for bankruptcy, China is building a humanoid army to take over the world (sorta, but I’m probably not wrong), OpenSea lais of 50% of their staff (harsh), and if you’re ever facing a midlife crisis I suggest following Matt Rogatz, lean into it, and buy a hotel, a bed & breakfast in, and a marina in a small town in Wisconsin.

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Magic Johnson is now a billionaire, should Elon Musk should win the prize for The Greatest Destroyer of Capital for 2023, Toyota moves full speed ahead with EV investments while GM and Ford stall, Saudi Arabia to host 2034 World Cup by default, and Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck finally buy a $60 million mansion in Beverly Hills

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Formula One 7-time Champion Lewis Hamilton Sippin’ on Non-Alcoholic Blue Agave Spirit, Crocs rolls out Classic “Cozzzy” Slippers, Ford pauses $12 billion EV investment, space tractor beams could become real, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds own (2) sweet New York pieces of real estate heaven, and Harlem rapper A$AP Rocky becomes Puma”s new Formula 1 Creative guru

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